Wednesday, March 30, 2011

No Joke

Revisiting this quirky & contemporary song cycle:
Prospect Theatre Company presents
Friday, April 1st 9:30pm
(doors open at 9pm for dinner)

Laurie Beechman Theatre in the
West Bank Cafe
407 W. 42nd Street
Music & Lyrics by Peter Mills

Featuring: Jason Collins, Victoria Huston-Elem, Jaygee Macapugay, Liz Power, Doug Shapiro, Robby Sharpe, Lucy Sorensen, and Max Spitulnik. Event produced by Julie Miller.

Peter Mills writes nothing but brilliant music, so come play with us!
Tickets HERE







Monday, March 28, 2011

Sssssssssssss

This happened:

And then THIS was born. I've never loved Twitter more.

i.e.
 Bronx Zoo's Cobra 

Holding very still in the snake exhibit at the Museum of Natural History. This is gonna be hilarious!
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Aw, what's wrong? RT @ SHIT.
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You know I like fat bottomed girls. I'm from the Bronx. Duh.
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If you want to find me, I right in front of the original Ray's Pizza.
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Donald Trump is thinking about running for president?! Don't worry, I'll handle this. Where is Trump Tower exactly?
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What does it take to get a cab in this city?! It's cause I'm not white isn't it.
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Sure, let me just...wait a second! RT @@ Can you turn GPS tracking on your iPhone please? No reason
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A lot of people are asking how I can tweet with no access to a computer or fingers. Ever heard of an iPhone? Duh.
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Want to clear up a misconception. I'm not poisonous as has been reported. I'm venomous. Super venomous, but not poisonous so don't worry.
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Anyone know if Rebecca Black lives in NYC? No reason.
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I do speak Parseltongue, but with a thick Bronx accent.
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I should take in a Broadway show. Anyone heard anything about this "Spiderman" musical?
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Dear NYC, Apples and snakes have gone together since the beginning.
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Wouldn't you like to know. 
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I want to thank those animals from the movie "Madagascar." They were a real inspiration.