Monday, March 28, 2011

Sssssssssssss

This happened:

And then THIS was born. I've never loved Twitter more.

i.e.
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Holding very still in the snake exhibit at the Museum of Natural History. This is gonna be hilarious!
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Aw, what's wrong? RT @ SHIT.
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You know I like fat bottomed girls. I'm from the Bronx. Duh.
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If you want to find me, I right in front of the original Ray's Pizza.
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Donald Trump is thinking about running for president?! Don't worry, I'll handle this. Where is Trump Tower exactly?
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What does it take to get a cab in this city?! It's cause I'm not white isn't it.
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Sure, let me just...wait a second! RT @@ Can you turn GPS tracking on your iPhone please? No reason
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A lot of people are asking how I can tweet with no access to a computer or fingers. Ever heard of an iPhone? Duh.
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Want to clear up a misconception. I'm not poisonous as has been reported. I'm venomous. Super venomous, but not poisonous so don't worry.
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Anyone know if Rebecca Black lives in NYC? No reason.
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I do speak Parseltongue, but with a thick Bronx accent.
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I should take in a Broadway show. Anyone heard anything about this "Spiderman" musical?
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Dear NYC, Apples and snakes have gone together since the beginning.
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Wouldn't you like to know. 
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I want to thank those animals from the movie "Madagascar." They were a real inspiration.


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