This happened:
And then THIS was born. I've never loved Twitter more.
i.e.
BronxZoosCobra Bronx Zoo's Cobra
If you want to find me, I right in front of the original Ray's Pizza.
Donald Trump is thinking about running for president?! Don't worry, I'll handle this. Where is Trump Tower exactly?
What does it take to get a cab in this city?! It's cause I'm not white isn't it.
Sure, let me just...wait a second! RT @JamColoured@BronxZoosCobra Can you turn GPS tracking on your iPhone please? No reason
A lot of people are asking how I can tweet with no access to a computer or fingers. Ever heard of an iPhone? Duh.
Want to clear up a misconception. I'm not poisonous as has been reported. I'm venomous. Super venomous, but not poisonous so don't worry.
I should take in a Broadway show. Anyone heard anything about this "Spiderman" musical?
Dear NYC, Apples and snakes have gone together since the beginning.
I want to thank those animals from the movie "Madagascar." They were a real inspiration.
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