Read all about it!
In ink, that is.
Although I enjoy the world of the web along with the wonders of ever improving technology, I will never be an electronic reading type. I like pages to turn, the smell of a library and old books, the creasing of a new book jacket being broken in, glossy images in magazines, and even messy post-newspaper reading hands. I'm sad knowing that the printed word is a dying media.
Sorry Steve, I'm just not that into it.
Plus, if the newspaper is extinct, whatever will I use to keep my windows and mirrors streak free?