The Wheels On the Bus

I've been a witness to one too many wackadoo mass transit situations over the past month. Youtube worthy. So I thought I would recall a gentler, more heart-warming time of commuter incidents.

Riding the M101 bus a few years back, I overheard this conversation between a mother and her little girl as they readied to depart the bus. It was brilliant.

Mom: Baby, now if you don’t put your coat on, I’m gonna spank you.
Little girl: No! I will tell Daddy and he will spank you.
Mom: No, baby, he will not. Nobody spanks me 'cept Jesus.

I have nothing else to say.