Stylin'?

A few weeks ago I needed a shower cap.

My Amazon search returned the below "stylish" options:

The Hipster Collection, "Hippie Chick"

 The Hipster Collection, "Tough Love"

 The Socialite Collection, "Boudoir"

The Fashionista Collection, "Sassy Stripes"

Betty Dain has given me pause and anxiety regarding my style knowledge...I think I may need to reconsider my known definitions of hipster, hippie, tough love, socialite, boudoir, fashionista, and sassy.